My name is Frank and I'm a gnome. I have been looking online on my com

My name is Frank and I'm a gnome. I have been looking online on my computer and I found some cheap driving lessons, they offered an online test but I prefer to do it the old fashioned way. I live In Tall Wood City on Side Wood Lane in Gnarl house, my neighbour Bill the mouse loves to mow his lawn and water his plants every morning before he goes to work, he works in the cheese factory on the other side of Tall Wood City. Remember I told you about the cheap driving lessons, well I signed up for the theory test that is happening tomorrow, I better get ready. I went feed my pet woodlouse Crute before going to bed on my brilliant mushroom bed. I got up in the morning and had a bowl of crunchy bark, I then put my clothes on and got out my fishing rod out, even though I had never caught a single fish I had a strange attraction to it. I took the slug there and met the instructor outside who was called Shell, If you haven't guessed already she was a snail. He was only taking the theory after a driving practice test. First they went round some acorns, Frank only knocked over 2. Then he went on to the road where he drove along Branch Avenue and out onto the w6 where he had to be very careful because there was never anything such thing as going to slow in Shell's case. Never drive a car because you never know where the road will lead and that road will be bad was what grandma Ifkine used to say but she used to spill out towers of rubbish not to mention that she wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the house. Well I was driving nicely along the road when a great big worm comes careering straight towards me on the wrong side of the road which I thought was pretty bad driving, but I managed to avoid it and I got some bonus points for good driving. People think that cheap driving lessons are a scam and you should full price to get the best lessons but I think that there is nothing wrong with cheap driving lessons. After the test I was given my license and I set of to find a nice cheap but cool car, something like a Ferrari.